i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
