i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
