Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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