And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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