One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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