Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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