So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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