So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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