So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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