How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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