Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
