They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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