Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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