So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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