that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
