Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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