if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm too high and old for this...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
