How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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