return my video game
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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