My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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