I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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