I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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