how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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