are you still at the devil's house?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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