so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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