we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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