the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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