Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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