You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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