But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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