North Korea, Best Korea!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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