If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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