We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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