don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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