i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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