Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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