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(737): View more from Texas

at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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(778): View more from British Columbia

yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

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(256): View more from Alabama

The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE

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(216): View more from Ohio

if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.

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