At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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