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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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