I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she smelled like a LAN party
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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