Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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