Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
