Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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