Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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