Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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