I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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