Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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