if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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