Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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