Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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