new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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