There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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