THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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