I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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