I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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